lalove :)

i just had to replost this even though i disagree with some.

1. Girls like guys with sense of humor.

2. Girls hate guys who always brag about themselves.

3. It’s a rare thing for girls to go for flings unlike many guys do.

4. Take a close look at this paradox: Girls are generally impulsive buyers but are good in budgeting.

5. Too sweet girls are usually the naggers.

6. Your girlfriend can either jokingly or seriously get jealous over your basketball games.

7. Girls are very suspicious human beings.

8. A guy oughta understand his girl’s mood swings specially when she has her monthly period.

9. Girls love to chat about anything.

10. Girls easily get carried away by their emotions.

11. You must tell a girl that you are courting her. Unless you make an obvious proposal, she could either play numb or be really numb of your feelings for her.

12. The girl who gives you a quick “yes” could either be too impulsive.

13. A girl’s decision is always changeable.

14. It is really hard to trace why girls are unpredictable.

15. Girls can easily change their mind because of hearsays.

16. Girls hate guys who gossip.

17. You would know that a girl likes you if she laughs even at your corniest joke and even pays attention at your nonsense talk.

18. You can hook a girl by knowing her interests.

19. It is a fact that girls, since birth of the world, can be professional flirts using their magical charms.

20. Girls hate it when you make them wait.

21. Girls love babies.

22. If you’re truly in love with a girl, you will have a hard time to convince her telling so.

23. Girls don’t take a full meal especially when they are on a diet. But they love to eat junkfood, sweets or fruits in between meals that can double up a full meal.
(i don’t diet.)

24. Beware: A girl knows how to persuade you that you could do her a favor through her charisma or seductive body language without you knowing it.

25. Girls are flattered when you make them melt in your eyes, but they would do anything just to show disapproval.

26. Girls are very conscious people.

27. Girls hate guys who whistle at their back. The act makes them look like cheap.

28. Girls hate guys who hurt them physically.

29. A girl is not necessarily after a guy with towering height. He just has to be taller then she is.

30. Girls generally do not court guys which make you guys so lucky to have their privilege to court your pick. - but there are ways to make a guy know that you like him without the exact act of “courting”.

31. Girls who court guys are desperate. It is awkward to see a girl courting a guy.

32. Girls usually complete unconsciously among themselves especially when it comes to beauty.

33. Girls love pampering and being pampered by their boyfriends. So be careful, this can lead her to be possessive.

34. Never spoil a girl. Someday, if you fail to do a favor for her, she could lay the blame on you after all you did to her.

35. Girls have changeable moods.

36. Girls love being serenaded. The spookiest and the corniest thing that you do is for her the most romantic and the most memorable.

37. Girls like smart guys.

38. Girls like neat and presentable guys.

39. If you’re thinking that girls are very particular with a guy’s looks, then it’s time for you to make a paradigm shift. It’s actually the attitude and the way you treat them that they mostly fall for.

40. Girls can keep their deepest darkest secrets for a lifetime unlike guys who are very open about themselves.

41. Girls are the ones who can make a relationship stay longer but they don’t want to have the dominating character over their boyfriend.

42. You should let her cool first before you say sorry, otherwise she won’t accept your apology.

43. Girls usually go for older guys.
(i kind of disagree with this. COUGARS.)

44. Like Eve, a girl is man’s weakness.

45. Girls are generally pitiful and merciful.

46. Girls are physically weaker than guys but are emotionally stronger when problems arise.

47. Girls easily cry. That is why they are rarely violent because they ventilate themselves through crying.

48. A girl smokes and drinks though she knows it’s not a good impression on her.

49. Girls love gentlemen.

50. Girls like guys who can protect and defend them. You don’t have to be a macho man though.

51. Girls hate weaklings. It’s enough that their gender has the weakest physique of all human being.

52. A girl can be fond of an effeminate. They may fall in love with a gay under considerable reasons.

53. Girls are constantly demure when guys (especially their crushes) are around but can be wild behind their back.
(true but not always)

54. A girl hates it when her friend squeals about her crushes or secrets.

55. A girl that has admired a stranger could research even the least and nonsense bits of information about him.

56. Girls are generally more organized people than guys.

57. Girls wear makeup not because they are not confident with how they look but because they want to highlight their physical assets.

58. Girls like guys with electrical and carpentering skills. These assure them that they can handle even the smallest and peculiar thing.

59. Girls like McGyver-like guys who can easily look for a way out when situations corner them.

60. Girls are generally good in subjects like Language and Social Science than Mathematics and General Science.

61. If a girl says “no,” believe her. If a girl really likes you, she wouldn’t give you a “no.” She’ll give you hanging messages instead.

62. Girls only play hard-to-get when they think her crush or suitor finds her obvious that she has feelings for him.

63. Girls have legions of insecurities.

64. Girls also stammer when they’re talking to the guy they truly admire.

65. Girls have innumerable crushes but her heart belongs only to one guy.

66. Girls mature faster and grow older than guys their same age.

67. Girls are more prone to getting fat easily.
(not me.)

68. Girls love receiving letters.

69. Girls are mostly panic-buyers and worriers.

70. Girls love surprises.

71. It is false humility girls show when they’re given compliments.

72. It is by playing tame pussycat but you tame the shrew.

73. Before you court a girl, study her inside out.

74. Girls are particular in getting, grouping or having things in one color.

75. It’s hard for a girl to recover from her past.

76. A girl prefers to learn about relationships from novels than through experience.

77. Psychologists proved that a girl, who was molested at a very young age, loses her self-esteem and develops negative attitude towards other people.

78. A girl can easily forgive you if you are sincere with your apology.

79. A girl can only be healed from her past through the enabling touch of God.

80. Girls murmur a lot or make tantrums when they get irritated. They can control their emotions but not their temper.

81. Girls easily get watery eyed over telenovelas and dramas.

82. A girl gets annoyed to a guy who pushes himself so hard to get her.

83. Girls act snob to guys either because they like too much or hate too much.

84. A girl can suppress her feelings if she knows that a relationship wouldn’t work.

85. Girls are weight conscious.
(no, not me.)

86. If a guy is too innocent about handling a relationship, a girl would rather dump him.

87. Girls love being wooed.

88. A girl would flaunt her assets just to hook you.

89. Immature guys are out from girl’s list.

90. There’s somehow a ***** in a girl, who busted you, when she learns you’re courting another girl, she’ll thinks that that girl would rather dump you also.

91. A girl can make you wait for years in courting her but could eventually give you a “no” in the long run.

92. It is not always because she said “yes” that she likes or love you. She could have just said it for superficial reasons.

93. A girl loves talking all alone with the guy she’s truly in love with especially in romantic and isolated places.

94. Girls drool a lot over shopping malls.

95. Girls like guys with broad shoulders and breasts

96. Girls admire sports-minded guys a lot.

97. High heels increases a girl’s poise on a catwalk.

98. Girls love guys who can bear with what they feel.

99. Girls are genetically sensitive.

100. Unless a girl enters Nursing, Biology, or medical courses or profession, she will always have that irk from seeing blood and will always repel to see, smell, or even hear disgusting stuff.
(again, not me.)

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1. Ask her to dance.

2. On windy days, brush wayward strands of hair from her eyes and mouth.

3. When she’s coming down the street, across the room, or up the stairs to meet you, walk towards her as soon as you see her.

4. Kiss her between her shoulder blades when she turns her back to you to go to sleep.

5. Put your arm around her when you introduce her to your friends and family.

6. Grasp her hand when a scantily dressed, beautiful woman walks by.

7. Call her when you’re feeling sad.

8. Kiss her eyelids.

9. Ask to see a picture of her when she was a child.

10. Wash her from head to toe in the shower.

11. Occasionally call her by her first and middle names.

12. Buy her your favourite rock album of all time on vinyl.

13. Order coffee for her, remembering exactly how she likes it.

14. Undress her and put her to bed when she falls asleep in the car.

15. Mention your upcoming anniversary before she does.

16. Send her something in the mail. Anything.

17. When she’s feeling insecure, stare into her eyes and tell her there is no-one in the world who could be as right for you as she is.

18. Call her just before you get on the plane.

19. Pick her clothes up off the floor.

20. Try desperately to make her laugh when she’s feeling down.

21. Take her to see your favourite sport live. Pay more attention to her than to the game.

22. Touch her arm when you leave the table to go to the bathroom. Touch her again when you come back.

23. Shave just before you see her. She’ll notice.

24. Hug her when she gets jealous. Hug her hard.

25. Give her jewellery.

26. Hand her two towels when she gets out of the shower. (The second one is for her hair.)

27. Ask her specific questions about her work.

28. Keep her favourite cereal on hand.

29. In the middle of a conversation, tell her you love her.

30. Send her very expensive flowers when you screw up.

31. Take her to a cabin with a fireplace. Build her a fire.

32. Read her a story when it’s her turn to drive during a long road trip.

33. Offer to fix something at her place that you realise is broken.

34. Notice when she’s wearing something new.

35. Kiss her hand in front of your most die-hard bachelor buddies.

If a guy treats you like he doesn’t give a shit, it’s because he doesn’t give a shit.

If you can find him, then he can find you. If he wants to find you, he will.

Men don’t forget how much they like you, so put down the phone.

If a guy doesn’t call you, he doesn’t want to call you.

Calling when you say you’re going to call is the very first brick in the house you are building of love and trust. If he can’t lay this one stupid brick down, you ain’t never gonna have a house, baby. And it’s cold outside.

Don’t let the “honeys” and the “babys” fool you. His sweet nothings are exactly that. They are much easier to say than “I’m just not that into you.” Remember, actions speak louder than, “There’s no cell reception where I am right now.”

A man who wants to make a relationship work will move mountains to keep the woman he loves. If he’s not calling you to tell you he loves you and wants you back, it should only be because he’s showing up at your new residence to do it in person… if he’s not doing any of that, he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he’s just not that into you. Stop taking his calls and let him know what it’s like to live without you.

Don’t be flattered that he misses you. He should miss you. You’re deeply missable.

Breakup sex still means you’re broken up.

Cut him off. Let him miss you.

The reason it’s so painful when someone disappears is you have to face the fact that the person you loved had probably left you a long time before he grabbed his coat and scrammed. The part is realizing that he was lying to you, in some way, before the moment of vanishing.

Deciding to get back together with someone is a complicated and difficult decision. Just remember that the person you are getting back together with is the same person who, not long before, looked you in your beautiful face, took full stock of you and all your qualities, and told you that he was no longer in need of your company.

He doesn’t need to be reminded that you’re great.

There’s a guy out there who’s going to be really happy that you didn’t get back together with your crappy ex-boyfriend.

Don’t give him the chance to reject you again.

No matter how powerful and real your feelings may be for someone, if that person cannot fully and honestly return them and therefore actively love you back, these feelings mean nothing.

“But sometimes we’re so focused on finding our happy ending we don’t learn how to read the signs. How to tell from the ones who want us and the ones who don’t, the ones who will stay and the ones who will leave. And maybe a happy ending doesn’t include a guy, maybe… it’s you, on your own, picking up the pieces and starting over, freeing yourself up for something better in the future. Maybe the happy ending is… just… moving on. Or maybe the happy ending is this, knowing after all the unreturned phone calls, broken-hearts, through the blunders and misread signals, through all the pain and embarrassment you never gave up hope.”

i really loved this movie.
if your heart is broken right now, go buy a dvd of this movie. it seriously helps. it ain’t no superficial crappy love story bullshit. :)

HJNTIY = real life. :>

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